Daryl put the finishing touches on the teleporter and put down the wrench. "Okay, this time, it shouldn't send me half naked into the board room...but just in case..I'll send someone else as a 'test subject" He looked around the room for someone that he could send. "Iguamo!" The lizard looked up and tried to run. Daryl grabbed him and a piece of paper, writing down the coordinates to the base. "Okay, Iguamo, this is how you are going to get back to the base. Now, where ever you are, you need to make sure to get back as soon as possible so I can run some tests on you..you know, to see the effects of the teleportation." He tied it to the lizards back, set him in the teleporter and typed in some things. There was a great flash of light and the lizard was gone. When Iguamo opened his eyes and looked up, he froze in shock. He was on the pillow of Dameon! He began to inch away, but he heard a scream, a scream from the depths of hell. "LIZARD!!!!" Dameon sprang up out of the bed and looked around, noticing the lizard. "Daddy! Can I keep it?!! PLEASE!!!" He looked over at his daughter with the most convincing look in here eyes, but noticed the piece of paper attached to the creature. "Hello, what is this?" He pulled off the piece of paper and handed the lizard to Naiomi. "YAY! Thank you daddy!" Then, she ran off with the lizard. Dameon opened the piece of paper and smiled widely, getting dressed. Daryl burst into the board room, "EVERYONE! GATHER ALL THE TROOPS!!" Giovanni looked over at him, "Daryl, what is the meaning of this?" "IGUAMO IS GONE!!" Everyone laughed a little. "Daryl..we can find him later, we are in a meeting right now." "NO!! I THINK HE IS IN DAMEON'S BASE!" Some people stopped laughing, but it was apperent that the situation still wasn't that important to them. "Please, Daryl, we will send a few troops later to find him..." "It'll be too late then!!!" "What do you mean..too late?" "Well I wrote the directions back to the base on a peice of paper and put it on his back" The commander looked at him confused, "And?" Daryl twiddled his thumbs a bit and looked up, "Well...it was written on the back of the latest bomb I was developing..." Everyone sprang out of their chairs, "WHAT?!?!?!?! What were you thinking?!?!" Daryl defended himself, "I needed a peice of paper! And it was the closest!" Giovanni got on the intercom with the Lord, "That's right...bomb..we need as many troops as we can spare." Raziel swung the door open. "What is going on?" They had just finished explaining it when Daryl burst into the conversation, "I'm going, too!" Everyone simultantiously exlaimed, "NO!" Daryl, again, defended himself, "None of you know what the plans look like. How do you plan to find them?" Giovanni was getting impatient about now, "Fine, he comes" When they got there, the troops were split into 3 divisions, and Daryl and Raziel were their own group. Raziel decided to go into random doors while Daryl...looked for the lizard. "IGUAMO?!?!?! Where are you budy??" Jimmy the duck waddled down the hall pointlessly. Raziel opened the next door, a very decorated one. Turned the knob and swung it open, and there, at the table was Naiomi. And Iguamo. In a dress. "Um...excuse me..but..I believe you have something that belongs to us..now if you'll just give him back..." "NO YOU CANT HAVE PRINCESS!" "...Princess?" Naiomi pointed to the bed where the nametag was. "His name tag said something stupid like Iguamo...but I like princess better." Raziel was growing weary of arguing, "Listen little girl, I just want the lizard." He walked in twords her, but then she screamed, "DAAAADDY!!!!!" He smirked, "Listen, brat, I don't think your daddy can do anything to me." She sniffled, "My daddy, lord Dameon, will get rid of you!" Raziel stopped, "Who?" She smiled, as if proud of herself, "Lord Dameon!" Raziel grabbed the lizard and fled in a panic. "DAAAAAAADDY!!!!!" Naiomi ran the other direction down the hall twords her father's room, when she passed Daryl. He stopped walking and turned to look her her. He sniffed the air. "YOU SMELL LIKE IGUAMO!!!" She screamed again, but before she could get anything out, Daryl had a sword to his neck. "Put her down Federal smut" Daryl noticed the piece of paper in his jacket. He grabbed it and began running away. There was an explosion, and Dameon looked at a troop of his own, telling him to watch Naiomi. When Dameon ran to investigate the explotion, Daryl took this chance to take the kid. "She'll make a good test subject" he said to himself, grabbing her. He ran back to the ship and stuck her in, as everyone else was leaving. On the ship, Raziel looked at the girl and explaimed, "WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?!?!?" "I thought she would make a good test subject" Daryl said as he walked in. "That's Dameon's daughter!" Back at Dameon's base, the troops were sitting in the wreck room, chatting. Dameon burst in, "WHERE IS SHE?!!?" They looked at him like he was crazy. "...Who?" "Naiomi!" One of the troops spoke up, "HE WAS SUPPOSED TO WATCH HER!" and pointed to a troop. In one slice of Dameon's sword, the supposed sitter was dead. He looked at the accuser and asked "Where is she?" he stuttered, "I..I don't know" Again, SLICE! Dameon's advisor approached him, "Sir, if you keep killing off troops like this..." Dameon, once again, raisesd his sword and killed him. A new advisor walked in and looked at the sword, "Uh...good move sir!" |
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Blarg Blarg Blarg!
:iconTrishM:
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why can we by touching skin to skin
yet touching you is a sin
i won't say that i love you
because of that, i'm just not sure
but if being with you is wrong...
i just don't want to be
right
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